Yeah, that’s right. You. The legend.
The delegate who is about to sign up for DISEC, my committee.
Now, you might be asking yourself, “how does david know EXACTLY WHAT I AM THINKING?!?!?!”
A recent statistic taken by Gallup Poll revealed that 100.3% of the people who visit this website some time from the years 1415 to 9265 are guaranteed to sign up for DIS. Another statistic from Gallup Poll showed that 35.8979% of all statistics are made up on the spot, but that is irrelevant for now.
The question of importance: Why DIS?
DIS question has been bugging you for a while. From MUNdane pUNs to poSH rap battles, you’ve only heard of the greatness that unravels only at Disarmament and International Security. But who cares about all that. All that matters is me, your absolute dictator for the committee. I compete in Public Forum debate just to go 4-2 and not break by a single speaker point, geek out over Science Olympiad and Bowl just to get my best events cancelled due to computer blowups, run Cross Country just to be the second slowest and yet the third fastest senior guy on the team (get rekt Kosgi), and only God knows why I do jazz band and mock trial. I love playing keys for the student ministry at my church and jam out on my acoustic guitar most afternoons after I get back from my sixteen 400s from XC practice. Most importantly, I am a huge Star Wars fan (R1 > Empire… I know, I’m insane), a five-time legend Hearthstone player, a hardcore Hillsong follower (check out their new album Wonder), and a sub-60 speedcuber.
Okay, now that you’ve made up your mind about joining my committee to form your typical coalition of small countries to decide to nuke the US or China or something, all that waits is your research on the topics. Be warned… I don’t tolerate any silly jokes or puns, EVER. But that should be apparent from my bio. I look forward to having a completely serious committee with you!